disgusting food: the craigslist ad

ewww here's a craigslist ad for one of those market research events, where specific demographics are offered a small amount of money (a $75 gift card, in this case) to tell market researchers what they think of a specific product. this time, they're looking for 13-16 year olds whom they describe in this way:

+ You are heavily involved in sports and are always snacking (especially meat snacks)
+ You really like Meat Sticks like Slim Jim and Jack Links and have a unique way of eating these
+ You love jerky but hate meat sticks!
+ You are your friends dare eachother to eat the most spicy of foods
+ You love junk food and your friends would call you the junk food king!
+ You love meat sticks waaay more than jerky and want to tell us about this!
+ You are in charge of purchasing all your own snacks
+ You have a sibling younger or older than you that also likes snack foods
+ You and your friends meet or hang out at a convenient stores often.
+ You often carry snacks with you on the go
+ WWF is your favorite sport on tv

I AM IN CHARGE OF PURCHASING MY OWN SNACKS! I LOVE JERKY BUT HATE MEAT STICKS!  I OFTEN CARRY SNACKS ON THE GO!

can you imagine the sad marketing person writing all this?  what kind of product do you think they have in mind?  something in between jerky and a "meat stick?"