rip torn!

ahhhh this rip torn thing is crazy!  i try not to be too into the celebrity gossip, but this guy is 78 years old!  he got drunk and broke into a bank with a gun! he was so good on the larry sanders show.  and he is completely insane.

(also watch him fight with norman mailer (!!!!), maybe not real, maybe kind of real, definitely crazy)

fox nation of idiots: hey kids get ready for the BATTLE OF LIFE

today fox nation asked what children should be taught in school.  here's the bestworst of the comments.

They should NOT be taught falsehoods of progressiveisms.

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Teachers should not be indoctranating, Lecturing on their issues, talking about sex (let the kids figure it out like we had to), or molesting the kids.

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My children began a new semester on Tuesday. My wife and I are divorced so on Monday I asked her if we could email back and forth and discuss some concerns I had (they got D's and F's previous term and ever since our separation) she insisted we talk on phone and then she hung up on me. 

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 Teach them that Government is rarely the answer and usually is the Problem. Then they'll be prepared for the battle of life.

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All the kids coming out of the public schools learn today is how to put on a condom, and hate their country.

i love drama

asswholes

ahh whole foods is pretty awful.

(previously)

teeveez

stuff i learned watching closed-captioned tv at the gym today:

1. tim geithner told congress that if we hadn't bailed out a.i.g. we would be in a butter recession.

2. every time rachael ray makes the slightest sound or movement, it causes [[applause and cheering]].

seriously, i watched this channel for about 20 seconds, and in that little time span there was [[applause and cheering]] when she said the word garlic, then [[applause and cheering]] when she grated the garlic, then [[applause and cheering]] when she suggested that viewers at home use a flat grater to grate their garlic.

required reading

best sentence so far in any of my library science textbooks:

For example, the librarian might be asked about abortions and immediately go to the health section only to find out that the person wants to know about aborting space flights.

disgusting food?

• Cosmic Chicken Breast Nuggets

• Mac & Cheese Galaxy

• KC's Campfire Hot Dogs

• KC's Karate Chop Chicken Sandwich

• Dip & Dunk Toasted Ravioli

• Cowboy KC's Ham 'n Cheese Ropers

• Fiesta Chicken & Cheese Quesadillas

• All American Fried Chicken

• All Star Chicken Breast Nuggets

• Bug Safari Chicken Breast Nuggets

• Carnival Corn Dog

• Cheese Blaster Mac & Cheese

• Cheeseburger Builder

• Deep Sea Adventure Fish Sticks

• KC's Primo Pepperoni Double Stuffed Crust Pizza

• Magical Cheese Stuffed Crust Pizza

• Twist & Twirl Spaghetti with Mini Meatballs

• Pop Star Popcorn Chicken

• Planet 51 Mac and Cheese (Limited Edition)

• Planet 51 Chicken Breast Nuggets (Limited Edition)

filmography funnies

1998 America: Destroyed by Design
1999 Police State 2000
2000 America Wake Up or Waco
2000 The Best of Alex Jones
2000 Dark Secrets Inside Bohemian Grove
2000 Police State II: The Takeover
2001 Comprehensive Annual Financial Reports: Exposed
2002 911: The Road to Tyranny
2002 The Masters of Terror: Exposed
2003 Matrix of Evil
2003 Police State 3: Total Enslavement
2004 American Dictators: Documenting the Staged Election of 2004
2005 Martial Law 9-11: Rise of the Police State
2005 The Order of Death
2006 TerrorStorm: A History of Government-Sponsored Terrorism
2007 Endgame: Blueprint for Global Enslavement
2007 Endgame 1.5
2007 TerrorStorm: A History of Government-Sponsored Terrorism - Second Edition
2007 Loose Change: Final Cut by Dylan Avery
2008 The 9/11 Chronicles: Part 1, Truth Rising
2008 Fabled Enemies by Jason Bermas
2009 DVD Arsenal: The Alex Jones Show Vols. 1-3
2009 The Obama Deception: The Mask Comes Off
2009 Fall of the Republic: Vol. 1, The Presidency of Barack H. Obama
2009 Reflections and Warnings: An Interview with Aaron Russo

thanks photobucket

what great ideas!

the tuff one

the funny one

"topping the charts with an edgy mix of hip-hop pop combined with serious attitude, death wish three is ready to rock you, and to rock your world."

art clokey rip

thanks art clokey!

seriously

nixon is so fucked!

"Former President Richard Nixon was hired to promote the home video release for $25,000, he donated the money to the American Boys Club."

(imdb)

robocop 4

poochinski!

telephone building

Fox Nation of Idiots: "My neighbor has the LED lights, and it just looks more like a modern discotheque over there"

Fox Nation of Idiots (wherein I bring you the best of the worst comments on the awful fox nation website) is back, with belated christmas cheer fury! What are the fine citizens in the fox nation upset about now? Christmas lights! It seems people are buying LED christmas lights instead of the old incandescent ones, because they use less energy and last longer. It's hard to find the incandescent strands for sale because no one wants to buy them. To most of us, this makes sense; a new, better technology has outmoded an earlier one. Capitalism wins the day! But in the fox nation, it's all part of Obama and Al Gore's gay plot to destroy America. Let's listen in . . .

I tried a strand of the LED's... ripped them off the tree and vowed to never buy them again. I hate flourecent lights - they emit dirty looking hazy light that looks cheap and non-traditional.

I am hording incandesced bulbs until the Government can be forced to get out of our way.

How's that Obama "freedom" working out for you liberal/socialists? You can't get the light bulbs you want, and next they'll tell which toilet paper you can have and how to use it. You feel "greener" now?

LED lights.
L-ook
E-ntirely
D-isgusting
They just don't look good. That is the reason i don't use them

Don't bother to buy LED lights. Outdoor Christmas displays will soon be against the law.

Seems some people don't even have the FREEDOM to choose which type of CHRISTMAS (BTW that is a combination of two words CHRIST and MASS) lights they can display anymore. I often wondered what it be like to live in a COMMUNIST country. Now I know.

Forget the lights, better buy a gun.