disgusting food: pizza wheels

i guess this is like pizza for the atkins diet, although this was before the atkins diet existed. what we've got here is essentially pizza but with ground beef instead of a wheat crust. you stick a tomato on top and then lay out cheese sliced into little strips. you want it to look like a wheel, the most appetizing part of the car. do you eat this meal with your hands, like a regular pizza slice?