will probably be better than bush's memoirs

bo obama is already getting his own children's book, "bo, america's commander in leash". jesus christ, what has it been, 48 hours since his existence was announced? also "leash" doesn't rhyme with "chief," and as i understand the constitution, presidential pets don't have any military authority. maybe the patriot act changed that or something. i'm sure this piece of garbage was written a couple of days after the election speech, with spaces left where the dog's name would eventually go.